me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,
(via brokendildo)
“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
(via unisex)
i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person
(Source: thecommonchick.com, via succeeding)
w3k:
people that own chickens are trustworthy
chickens own themselves
you’re completely right and i’m a fool
(via harryedward)
her: ooouu yes daddy choke me, be rough with me
Me: aight bet!
